I know what boys like

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/EXACTLY. That’s exactly what was happening./ Yup.

Does that mean you planned to eat me? 

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My Halloween costume rocked! Although, we did make kind of a weird combo, huh? Hobbit and some grapes.

Obviously you were trekking through middle earth looking for some grapes to have for second breakfast. Agreed.

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I make a better hobbit than hobbit does.

 You keep telling yourself that, sweetheart. 

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Was it weird for you to be so attracted to hobbit and me at the same time?

I wasn’t so much attracted as I was confused. I kept thinking you actually were Blanderson but then I’d realise he isn’t that tall…

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Don’t lie, you loved it.

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Because I make a totally sexy, badass hobbit, that’s why. Look at me. I was SO awesome.

Firstly, I’m choosing to ignore the “sexy, badass” part because no. Secondly, you don’t have to remind me. Trust me when I say that that image is burned into my memory forever.

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What? I went as a Hobbit.

Yes you were Dapper Soloist. I just…how? Why?

nice-star-wars-sheets replied to your post: Because no lie, you seem like a Halloween slut.

That was one bad ass costume.

I still can’t believe what you went as…just…i can’t

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You’re welcome.